If
something can go wrong, it can be fixed with a cookie...
If everything seems to be going
well,
you probably just ate a cookie! |
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Whenever you set out to do
something, SMURPHY’s going to want to play. |
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Everything takes longer when you are waiting on a cookie. |
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The
chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is
directly proportional to the distance SMURPHY is from the
kitchen. |
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Tell a
dog you are going for a ride in the car and he’ll believe you.
Tell him
there aren’t any cookies left and he’ll have to check the cookie
jar to be sure. |
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The
faster you eat your cookie, the faster it will be gone.
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Every
cookie that comes home from the store must be eaten. |
Any
cookie (or toy) that is dropped will roll under the couch.
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 When
all else fails; ask for a cookie. |
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Money
can’t buy love
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Good dogs get a
Cookie!!!
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If at
first you don't succeed, ask for a cookie. |
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No matter how many cookies
you’ve had, if it’s offered take one… because you can! |
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Smile, it makes people wonder
what you just did. |
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No
matter which direction you start your walk it's always against
the wind coming back. |
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Smile… tomorrow you’ll get
another cookie! |
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