SMURPHY's Law 

You may have heard of Murphy's Law?
Well, this is SMURPHY's law - Life Quotes from the perspective of SMURPHY.

 

If something can go wrong, it can be fixed with a cookie...

If everything seems to be going well,

you probably just ate a cookie!
 
Whenever you set out to do something, SMURPHY’s going to want to play.
 

Everything takes longer when you are waiting on a cookie.

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the distance SMURPHY is from the kitchen.
 

Tell a dog you are going for a ride in the car and he’ll believe you.

Tell him there aren’t any cookies left and he’ll have to check the cookie jar to be sure.
 

The faster you eat your cookie, the faster it will be gone.   

 

Every cookie that comes home from the store must be eaten.

Any cookie (or toy) that is dropped will roll under the couch.   

   When all else fails; ask for a cookie.

 

Money can’t buy love but it can sure buy you a lot of cookies!  

 

Good dogs get a Cookie!!! 

If at first you don't succeed, ask for a cookie.

No matter how many cookies you’ve had, if it’s offered take one… because you can!
 
 
Smile, it makes people wonder what you just did.
 

No matter which direction you start your walk it's always against the wind coming back.
 
Smile… tomorrow you’ll get another cookie!

 

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